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ADAM, WHERE ARE YOU?

If you are a Christian, you most probably are acquainted with the story of how Adam and Eve disobeyed and thus brought about Man's fall. For the sake of clarity, or just to refresh your memory, please see Genesis 3. I imagine that if there was a Nigerian version of the story, especially of the part where God comes down and questions Adam and Eve, the conversation would have gone on this way: Nigerian God: Eve, why did you eat the fruit? Why did you make your husband fall, ehn? Why did you deceive him? Eve(face downcast) :it's the snake that deceived me. Nigerian God: Listen to yourself! You see what YOU have caused? I will not ask your husband any questions because I know he is innocent. You are the one who made him fall. Don't you know that it's a woman that builds her home? How could YOU do this? This is your punishment..... As for you, Adam, you are not at fault,hence,no punishment for you. Just go and look for a good woman who will not deceive you. End of